How to Survive AP Lit

1. Exercise your eye muscles at least twice every day. Otherwise you'll probably die.
2. Also, hand muscles. We do a lot a writing in that class (In a literature class? No freaking way)
3. Get used to a constant stream of poetry invading your brain
4. Caffeine all day er'r day
5. Avoid sparknotes at all costs
6. Don't fall asleep in class unless you want to write about it
7. Practice fake crying to get out of everything
8. Pretend you've been writing your essay for months when really all you have is a blank document (it works)
9. Hide your food in your backpack
10. Read like it's nobody's business.